This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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