Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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