ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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