I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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