Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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