You're my little dorito
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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