And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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