My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
