i just made my gag reflex go away.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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