This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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