You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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