found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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