i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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