ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
