The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Plan B is the new Plan A
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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