Come see our sink grown plant.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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