She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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