operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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