Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so explain again why im purple
no
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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