1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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