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what?
penguin condom
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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