omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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