i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
