After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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