Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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