I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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