My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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