I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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