I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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