I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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