There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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