doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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