I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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