we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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