The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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