i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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