I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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