She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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