Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
don't judge my taste in strippers
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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