I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Randomize