i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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