love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
