You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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