dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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