I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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