i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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