At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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