so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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