I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
