im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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