I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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