break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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