i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm too high and old for this...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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