I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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