no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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