physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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