READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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