Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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